Do you think that strippers in the future will use very clical names like Ethel, Eleanor, Patricia, etc?

I think they'll have to because every little girl today has a stripper name as their legal name. Examples include: Destiny, Nevaeh, Desiree, Arianna, Brooklyn, Savannah, Aaliyah, Jasmine...or some funky spelling. All of those names have been the "stage names" of strippers. When that's everybody's real name, will strippers have to go old school with their stage names?