Anyone have encounters involving Sasquatch/Bigfoot recently?

Ya I have. So one day I was climbing the Himalayas in search for the meaning of life from the guru who sits upon the top of the Himalayas. So I was eating my go-gurt when the freakin Yete came up to me and asked if he could have one. I said no and he went bananas. He started throwing my oxygen tanks all over the place. So I took out my Harpoon gun and shot the Yete. So I picked up the lifeless body and brought back down. I encounter many perils on the way down. But thanks to my trusty light saber I got through them. So at the bottom of the Himalayas I called up the Flash and asked him to pick me up and when I hung up the phone I was home. So now the Yete is a rug on my floor. Any one else saying the they have seen him is wrong because he is dead.